Episodes
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
4.5Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
21 min
People Who Love Peepholes
5.0Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
21 min
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
4.8Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
20 min
Nine Magic Fingers
4.4Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
21 min
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
5.1Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
20 min
The Squat and Hover
4.6Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
21 min
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
5.1Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
19 min
Thank You for the Intercourse
5.5When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
21 min
Frodo's Headshots
5.6Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
21 min
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
5.1Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
21 min
What a Lovely Landing Strip
5.2Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
20 min
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
4.8Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
21 min
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
4.9Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
20 min
A Possum on Chemo
5.3Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
20 min
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
5.1Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
21 min
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
5.4Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
20 min
Not in My Mouth!
4.0Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
19 min
The War Against Gingivitis
4.7Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
21 min
Palmdale, Ech
4.6Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
21 min
Grandma's Pie
4.3Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
21 min
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
5.5Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
21 min
Why We Gave Up Women
5.8Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
21 min
The Straw in My Donut Hole
4.9Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.
21 min
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
5.3Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
21 min