Episodes
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7.3Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
21 min
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
7.3When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
20 min
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
7.2Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
19 min
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
7.1Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
20 min
For the Sake of the Child
7.0Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
21 min
Give Me Your Thumb
7.5Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
20 min
Untainted by Filth
7.3Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
22 min
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
6.5While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
20 min
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
7.3While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
21 min
That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
6.2Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
20 min
Warning, It's Dirty
7.3Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
19 min
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
7.2Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
22 min
Yay, No Polyps!
6.2Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
20 min
Crude and Uncalled For
7.0Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
21 min
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
5.8Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
22 min
Tinkle Like a Princess
5.8Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
21 min
I Found Your Moustache
5.7Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
21 min
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
6.4Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
21 min
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
6.2Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
18 min
I Called Him Magoo
6.0Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
21 min
Gumby with a Pokey
7.3Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
21 min
This Is Not Gonna End Well
6.0Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
21 min