Episodes
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
8.1Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
20 min
Media Room Slash Dungeon
6.5Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
22 min
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
7.6Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
21 min
City of Great Racks
7.6Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
22 min
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
7.5Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
22 min
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
7.2Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
21 min
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
7.3After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
20 min
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
7.8Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
20 min
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
7.7Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
20 min
Kinda Like Necrophilia
7.5Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
22 min
Meander to Your Dander
7.7When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
22 min
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
7.5Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
22 min
The Soil Is Moist
7.3Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
20 min
Winky-Dink Time
7.2Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
22 min
Rough Night in Hump Junction
7.5Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
21 min
Look At Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
7.5Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
22 min
Fish in a Drawer
7.0CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
21 min
If My Hole Could Talk
7.1Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
21 min
Waiting for the Right Snapper
7.4When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
22 min