Episodes
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
4.7Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
21 min
A Big Bag of Dog
5.6Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
20 min
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
5.2Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
21 min
You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
5.8Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
21 min
That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
5.8Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
20 min
Ferrets, Attack!
5.5Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
20 min
Avoid the Chinese Mustard
5.1When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
21 min
Something My Gynecologist Said
5.6Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
21 min
I Scream When I Pee
5.3Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
20 min
One Nut Johnson
5.9Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
21 min
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
5.8Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
22 min
Welcome to Alancrest
5.7Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
22 min
Grab a Feather and Get in Line
4.1Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
21 min
Run, Steven Staven! Run!
5.8Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
21 min
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
5.8When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
21 min
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
5.5Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
21 min
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
5.9When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
21 min
The 9:04 from Pemberton
5.4After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
21 min
Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
5.0Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
21 min
Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
4.9Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
21 min
Another Night with Neil Diamond
4.7Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
21 min
My Bodacious Vidalia
5.6With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
21 min
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
5.4Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
22 min