Episodes

Get Your Freak Off
8.0Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
22 min

The Fat and the Furious
7.5A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
22 min

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
9.0Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
22 min

Goodbye Normal Jeans
9.0Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
22 min

Dances with Dogs
7.0A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
22 min

The Son Also Roses
7.0Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
22 min

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
7.0Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
22 min

Full Metal Dust Jacket
7.0Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
22 min

Pigmalion
7.0A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
22 min

Megalo Dale
8.0Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
22 min

Boxing Luanne
7.0Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
22 min

Vision Quest
10.0Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
22 min

Queasy Rider
8.0Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
22 min

Board Games
7.0Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
22 min

An Officer and a Gentle Boy
8.0To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
22 min

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
8.0Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
22 min

The Good Buck
7.5Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
22 min

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
8.3Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
22 min

Be True to Your Fool
7.5After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
22 min

Racist Dawg
7.7A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
22 min

Night and Deity
8.2A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
22 min

Maid in Arlen
7.5To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
22 min

The Witches of East Arlen
8.0Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
22 min